Jt gone-Rupert depressed
Pavarati in charge
Russel suspicious-now that is good
Pavarati is laughing at Russell-now that is better
she is so evil-pure evil-I am cheering for her
commercialzzzz
Home Depot,McDonalds, Hyundai,Sprint,Zyrtec,60Minutes,CSI
back
whale swimming by
russell trying to trick candace-can't stand to listen to him
jerk
reward challenge-win food and see treasure island movie-whoopie do
commercial
sears,crest,chrysler,dodge,csi,mentalist, golf
back
heroes win-boring museum tour-where is the food and idol? amanda is looking around-watching TV-all of them bored
danielle found it in the popcorn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!amanda saw her-danielle is laughing-they busted her and found it-big fight! amanda and danielle fighting!
calling each other psychotic! amanda gave it back to danielle-moron
raining
fire going out
danielle telling russell and jeri she has the clue to the idol
russell found it and is hiding it-he is so evil-keeping it a secret
danielle is a moron
russell telling candace he has the idol to get her trust
he is playing her
commercialzz
mercedes,applebees,dicks sporting,cbs.com,miami medical,tonight show,lexus,raymour and flannigan,toyota,
back
colby and sandra plotting
they think danielle has idol but russell has it
morons
sandra flossing her teeth with a coconut leaf
they are trying to get sandra to the heros
since theya re talking about getting russell out he is most likely not getting voted out
drat
immunity challenge!!! finally
doing a puzzle
pyramid house of cards
jerri 6 feet high
whoa
have to build it 10 feet tall
russell at 8 ft
jeri 8 ft
jerri 9 ft
jeri 9.5 ft
russell 9.5 ft
jerri wins!!! beats russell-yo mama
she is so smug-can't take it
I think sandra is going to be blindsided
commercials
cbs,sprint,macys,mcdonalds,cymbalta,furry vengence, lowes,csi,amazing race,cold case
back
whale again
jeri is so happy-vomit
russell wants amanda out
candace intimidated
sitting on the sand
pressuring candace
eating coconuts
russell yelling at sandra
he is nervous
rupert having a meltdown
needs to do yoga
now they want pavarati out
not bloody likely
they need jobs
sandra and candace coming to blows
Tribal begins! lord of the rings music
amanda's eyes are droopy
they all think danielle has the idol-they are wrong-russell has it
voting
major tension
russell plays the idol!
he is safe
amanda
amanda
pavarati
pavarati
amanda
amanda
pavarati
aaaghhhhhhhhhhhhh
amanda out!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but russell wasted the idol-moron
poor amanda
another hero gone
pavarati rolled her eyes at russell for wasting the idol
over
another productive hour
see you next week
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Monday, April 26, 2010
Steven Hawking and Root Canals
Steven Hawking has had a life full of accomplishments and tragedy. He has suffered with Lou Gehrig's disease for over 30 years and has been sentenced to a life in a motionless body. Nevertheless, he has been one of the most brilliant astrophysicists of all time.
He has recently warned that if aliens reach the earth they will probably come here to take over. So we should not seek out life in the universe and close our shutters at night.
I would like it if the aliens arrived. I bet they would be on Meet the Press and Oprah and maybe The View. They would get lots of questions to determine their motives like:
paper or plastic
would you live in a house without stainless steel appliances
i-pad or kindle
coke or pepsi
twitter or facebook
Zoloft or Prozac
But maybe we would get lucky. Perhaps on their planet they were banned from working in the post office and spent all their time telling dental patients root canals will not hurt. So they have come here to dedicate their lives to improving the post office and using there celestial powers to make dental work painless.
So Steven Hawking may be right but I am hoping for a miracle.
He has recently warned that if aliens reach the earth they will probably come here to take over. So we should not seek out life in the universe and close our shutters at night.
I would like it if the aliens arrived. I bet they would be on Meet the Press and Oprah and maybe The View. They would get lots of questions to determine their motives like:
paper or plastic
would you live in a house without stainless steel appliances
i-pad or kindle
coke or pepsi
twitter or facebook
Zoloft or Prozac
But maybe we would get lucky. Perhaps on their planet they were banned from working in the post office and spent all their time telling dental patients root canals will not hurt. So they have come here to dedicate their lives to improving the post office and using there celestial powers to make dental work painless.
So Steven Hawking may be right but I am hoping for a miracle.
Sunday, April 25, 2010
NASCAR
Watching the Talledaga today and the cars go really fast.
195 mph in a big circle.
They do this for a while then crash
then they get new tires and more gas
then back to the fast circle
then crash
then gas and tires
then circle again-then crash
then tires and gas
then race
then crash
they only turn left-never right-that would cause a major wreck
most of NASCAR is conservative right and republican
they have a prayer before the race for Jesus to protect them
must be hard for them to turn left all the time
maybe that is why there are so many wrecks
195 mph in a big circle.
They do this for a while then crash
then they get new tires and more gas
then back to the fast circle
then crash
then gas and tires
then circle again-then crash
then tires and gas
then race
then crash
they only turn left-never right-that would cause a major wreck
most of NASCAR is conservative right and republican
they have a prayer before the race for Jesus to protect them
must be hard for them to turn left all the time
maybe that is why there are so many wrecks
Saturday, April 24, 2010
Friday, April 23, 2010
Post Office Blues
I am on my way to the post office. There are always 5 windows open and 38 people in each line because nothing seems to be happening. No detectable movement of any kind. Some of the people working there may have died years ago. So how about making the post office free-no more stamps. You can mail anything anywhere for free. That would mean no more window lines, no more " priority is $ 1.92 and regular mail is $ 1.91 and insurance for priority is 25 cents and insurance for regular is 32 cents-what do you want to do? The answer is always " scream!" And I bet it costs 43 cents to design, print, sell and process a 42 cent stamp anyway. So now is the time to make mailing a letter or package free. Obama will be a hero to the masses and there will be no more lines at the post office. In fact the doors can be made into giant mail slots and as you walk by you just dump your mail through the slot. Rain, snow, sleet or gloom of night the mail slot is always open. And occasionally it gets where it is supposed to go.
Thursday, April 22, 2010
April 22,2010
Survivor-here we go
new blog feature-list of commercials
day 25
heroes are depressed-want a merge
uh oh-there is a treasure box
sandra is brusing her teeth with a stick
merge is on the way!
sandra is sneaking up on russell to try to find out the plan-no luck
commercials-old navy,outback steak house,Honda,Lowes,avatar, hallmark hall of fame movie
ok back
Pavarati is the queen, russell is the king- choke
JT thinks russell will help him-he is an idiot
box of food and pigs leg
new tribe name- Ying Yang (give me a break)
everyone is working-pavarati is on the beach
russell is sucking in jt and rupert-poor rupert-poor jt
they are so naive
sandra is telling rupert the truth about russell
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
now rupert knows russell is lying-aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
commercials
mcdonalds,sprint,allstate,mastercard,volkswagon,ace hardware,pga golf,Back Up Plan movie
ok-back
burning the eggs
pavarati looking for bananas-really planning a new strategy
following them-new plot against russell
rupert is warning them against russell
they don't know russell has idol
JT doesn't believe rupert -he trusts russell-moron
commercials
Its complicated movie,wallmart,outback steakhouse,Oceans,miami medical, letterman,animal planet,FIOS,toyota
back
pavarati is paranoid
pavarati told amanda she has an idol
they are lying to each other
and they have a secret hand shake
challenge for immunity
they have to climb a pole and stay on it as long as they can
climbing up on ladder-really high like 10 feet-notches every 2 feet
some staying high-some moving lower
sandra and colby out after 30 seconds
russell out
rupert out
20 minutes so far
amanda out
40 minutes
JT out
Jerri out-dehydrated (excuse)
1 hr 30 minutes
3 left
candace out-not tired for some reason quit
pavarati out
lets danielle win! Immunity! Villians in charge
day 27-camp tonight
commercials-sprint,lowes,Date Night,mercedes,lenscrafters,charles schwab,mcdonalds,burlington coat factory, csi,amazing race
that is 38 commercials so far
test at the end
on the way to tribal
sandra nd jerri on the block
no one knows what is going on except russell is in charge
he said he is giving idol to pavarati and voting for jt
now pavarati has 2 idols
vomit
amanda is lying to pavarati-she knows it-migraine
night time-tribal is here-lord of the rings music
rupert is mad villains are eating the bananas-danielle says too bad-I like plantains-get over it
banana war
ready to vote
here we go-no idea of outcome-Emily always guessed right
pavarati plays the idol!!!
no-gives it to sandra!!!!! and uses the other for Jerri!!!!!! The villians are in control!! JT is an idiot he gave the idol to them
Jerri-not count
Jerri-not
Jerri-not
Jerri-not
JT
JT
JT
He is out! moron! blind sided by null and null! that is why they are the villains! MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
now villians up 5 members to 4 for heroes
can't take it-evil is winning!
back next week
Survivor-here we go
new blog feature-list of commercials
day 25
heroes are depressed-want a merge
uh oh-there is a treasure box
sandra is brusing her teeth with a stick
merge is on the way!
sandra is sneaking up on russell to try to find out the plan-no luck
commercials-old navy,outback steak house,Honda,Lowes,avatar, hallmark hall of fame movie
ok back
Pavarati is the queen, russell is the king- choke
JT thinks russell will help him-he is an idiot
box of food and pigs leg
new tribe name- Ying Yang (give me a break)
everyone is working-pavarati is on the beach
russell is sucking in jt and rupert-poor rupert-poor jt
they are so naive
sandra is telling rupert the truth about russell
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
now rupert knows russell is lying-aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
commercials
mcdonalds,sprint,allstate,mastercard,volkswagon,ace hardware,pga golf,Back Up Plan movie
ok-back
burning the eggs
pavarati looking for bananas-really planning a new strategy
following them-new plot against russell
rupert is warning them against russell
they don't know russell has idol
JT doesn't believe rupert -he trusts russell-moron
commercials
Its complicated movie,wallmart,outback steakhouse,Oceans,miami medical, letterman,animal planet,FIOS,toyota
back
pavarati is paranoid
pavarati told amanda she has an idol
they are lying to each other
and they have a secret hand shake
challenge for immunity
they have to climb a pole and stay on it as long as they can
climbing up on ladder-really high like 10 feet-notches every 2 feet
some staying high-some moving lower
sandra and colby out after 30 seconds
russell out
rupert out
20 minutes so far
amanda out
40 minutes
JT out
Jerri out-dehydrated (excuse)
1 hr 30 minutes
3 left
candace out-not tired for some reason quit
pavarati out
lets danielle win! Immunity! Villians in charge
day 27-camp tonight
commercials-sprint,lowes,Date Night,mercedes,lenscrafters,charles schwab,mcdonalds,burlington coat factory, csi,amazing race
that is 38 commercials so far
test at the end
on the way to tribal
sandra nd jerri on the block
no one knows what is going on except russell is in charge
he said he is giving idol to pavarati and voting for jt
now pavarati has 2 idols
vomit
amanda is lying to pavarati-she knows it-migraine
night time-tribal is here-lord of the rings music
rupert is mad villains are eating the bananas-danielle says too bad-I like plantains-get over it
banana war
ready to vote
here we go-no idea of outcome-Emily always guessed right
pavarati plays the idol!!!
no-gives it to sandra!!!!! and uses the other for Jerri!!!!!! The villians are in control!! JT is an idiot he gave the idol to them
Jerri-not count
Jerri-not
Jerri-not
Jerri-not
JT
JT
JT
He is out! moron! blind sided by null and null! that is why they are the villains! MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
now villians up 5 members to 4 for heroes
can't take it-evil is winning!
back next week
Beak Job
You think you have heard everything
I just talked to Bettyrose about her pets. She has a parakeet and it pecks her with its sharp beak when she lets it kiss her. She took it to the vet and had the beak sanded down-sort of a beakectomy. It cost $ 25. But it did not help so she is bringing back the bird for a tune up-or a beak down. I asked if the bird needed a valium to get through the beak job, but she said it does not hurt. I hope the bird believed that!
So, all you future vets out there, there is a lot of cash in beakectomys-or beak jobs- so study up and take a few shop courses.
I just talked to Bettyrose about her pets. She has a parakeet and it pecks her with its sharp beak when she lets it kiss her. She took it to the vet and had the beak sanded down-sort of a beakectomy. It cost $ 25. But it did not help so she is bringing back the bird for a tune up-or a beak down. I asked if the bird needed a valium to get through the beak job, but she said it does not hurt. I hope the bird believed that!
So, all you future vets out there, there is a lot of cash in beakectomys-or beak jobs- so study up and take a few shop courses.
Martha's Vineyard Times-Robbery in Vineyard Haven
A gourmet thief with a discerning palate struck at Grace Episcopal Church Sunday.
"During the 11 am service, someone wandered into the kitchen and wandered out with one tray of lobster rolls," the Rev. Robert Hensley, church rector, confirmed in a phone call yesterday.
Although not the usual fare, the mini-lobster rolls were destined for the coffee hour spread after the service. They were a special treat left over from a funeral reception held at the church hall Saturday.
The galloping gourmet left ham and cheese sandwiches and veggie wraps behind. The tray that held the lobster rolls was a black plastic deli tray of little value, Mr. Hensley said.
The thief's stealthy kitchen caper was aided by the fact that folding doors between the church hall and sanctuary had been closed earlier to lessen noise when it came time for coffee hour preparations.
Given the thief's timing, Mr. Hensley agreed it is likely someone who knows the church schedule and its reputation for good food. The person would have been welcome to walk in and enjoy Grace Church's coffee hour hospitality, he added.
A gourmet thief with a discerning palate struck at Grace Episcopal Church Sunday.
"During the 11 am service, someone wandered into the kitchen and wandered out with one tray of lobster rolls," the Rev. Robert Hensley, church rector, confirmed in a phone call yesterday.
Although not the usual fare, the mini-lobster rolls were destined for the coffee hour spread after the service. They were a special treat left over from a funeral reception held at the church hall Saturday.
The galloping gourmet left ham and cheese sandwiches and veggie wraps behind. The tray that held the lobster rolls was a black plastic deli tray of little value, Mr. Hensley said.
The thief's stealthy kitchen caper was aided by the fact that folding doors between the church hall and sanctuary had been closed earlier to lessen noise when it came time for coffee hour preparations.
Given the thief's timing, Mr. Hensley agreed it is likely someone who knows the church schedule and its reputation for good food. The person would have been welcome to walk in and enjoy Grace Church's coffee hour hospitality, he added.
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