Post Office Blues

I am on my way to the post office. There are always 5 windows open and 38 people in each line because nothing seems to be happening. No detectable movement of any kind. Some of the people working there may have died years ago. So how about making the post office free-no more stamps. You can mail anything anywhere for free. That would mean no more window lines, no more " priority is $ 1.92 and regular mail is $ 1.91 and insurance for priority is 25 cents and insurance for regular is 32 cents-what do you want to do? The answer is always " scream!" And I bet it costs 43 cents to design, print, sell and process a 42 cent stamp anyway. So now is the time to make mailing a letter or package free. Obama will be a hero to the masses and there will be no more lines at the post office. In fact the doors can be made into giant mail slots and as you walk by you just dump your mail through the slot. Rain, snow, sleet or gloom of night the mail slot is always open. And occasionally it gets where it is supposed to go.