When Bill got caught with Monica, I don't think anyone would have bet that Bill and Hillary would be married longer than Al and Tipper. But here we are. It seems like Hollywood Al is moving on to his $8 million dollar global cooling solar energy hot air wind powered estate in LA and Tipper is staying in the 40,000 sq ft mini country house in Tennessee. Neither house uses any energy and together, by means of thermomandibular fusion, produce 47,000 pounds of ice every year which is transported to the North Pole by Balto the wonder dog who operates on canine solar cells. His bronze statue is in Central Park. Which brings up the divorce settlement which should be very interesting.
Al told us in his presidential campaign that he invented the Internet so that will have to be split up 50-50. He gets Google and Yahoo, and she gets Apple and Microsoft. That sounds fair. Neither want AOL.
Then we go to the Nobel Peace Prize. Have to cut that medal in half. Get out the band saw.
And then the Oscar for "An Inconvenient Truth". I guess they have to cut that in half also or maybe cut the head off or melt it down and divide it that way. And I guess he gets the first half of the movie and she gets the last half or maybe he gets the ticket revenue and she gets the popcorn royalties. Another ugly court battle. I would hold out for the junior mints.
I predict he ends up with Angelina after she dumps Brad. I understand that although Al has 4 kids he always wanted 27 so it would be a good match. Brad is very photogenic so maybe there is a future with Tipper.
In the end it is sad to see this happen. But when you invent the Internet and don't get credit for it how can you not be bitter and miserable to live with? And loosing the Presidency to George W? Time to move on. Mission accomplished.
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