Survivor Week #2 Redemption Island

Week 2!

I would recap week 1 but I have no idea what happened. All I know is Boston Rob is in it and Russell is in and a bunch of people who need jobs.

Looks like a duel tonight on Resurrection island-the looser rises up to prime time
Fight to the death with cocoanut shells
Oh ya-now I remember-the fake Philip special agent guy-Alan’s friend

Francesca is on redemption island-she is not sleeping-oh, my-disaster
She can watch the Godfather if she has cable in the hut

If she can make it there she can make it anywhere, redemption Island here I come!
Da da da da da………..sing it Frank!

Kristina needs a sedative-Philip thinks he is a special agent-this place is like a unit

Where is Fabio?

Commercial: Old Spice,Ford,Home Depot,The Talk
Back…..

Philip is hunting crabs with a stick in his pink underwear-only so much I can take
Now he is crying-tears streaming, breaking down-Marine music in the background-to bad he did not learn to spear crabs-this is PTSD in pink
He got the crab! Yes! Maybe 2” long-now that is a meal

Farmer guy-Ralph- is wearing overalls-making rooster calls
Russell is looking for the idols with the girls-they love him-old guys don’t
Farmer guy found the idol!! Now he is rooster calling again-his last gig was on Deliverance

Commercial: Sprint, Travelers, Michelin, Dominos, CBS, CBS again
Back….

Day 5 on island
The new Fabio-Matt- is talking about how God put him in the right tribe, like God has free time and is watching survivor-if he has free time he is watching Law and Order

Natalie is an airhead-hanging out with Rob
Challenge-thank goodness!
Jeff is wearing a blue shirt-he just waved to someone in the bushes (Alan?)
Swimming, jumping, smashing, keys, balls, tiles in some order
Reward is fishing gear-they are clapping! Like they know how to fish
Here they go! Chaos-spazz—swim-chaos-spazz-bathing suits falling off-where is Fabio?
More chaos-swimming-jumping-locks-no idea what is going on-something about frank zappa
Break to blow dry their hair-ok back in the game
Special agent is a disaster-can’t do anything-must have been in the car wash division
Ralph does it-Zapotera wins! Frank Zappa is happy! They get a fish hook
Rob is depressed-lost again-Russell won-where is Fabio? Person voted out goes to Redemption Island to duel Francesca to the death-whoa

Commercial-Wendy’s, Air Force, Chrysler, Glad, Ghosts, Mini Cooper, News

Back

Zappa tribe is happy-got the gear-Russell stole the clue out of the fishing stuff-evil!
Ralph doing the rooster call-he saw Russell steal the secret-he told everyone-now they know
They hate him but he will probably win
He is sharing it with his alliance girls-giggle giggle
Here comes the big guy and Ralph to confront him
Russell challenges him-Russell lies-Fight! Calls Ralph an idiot-major rift!
Back at Chipotle tribe
Oops-Ometepe
Secret agent giving a speech-he is off his valium
In pink underwear
Sounds like a combination of Colin Powell and Jon Stewart
Matt is the good Christian-like Fabio-they do not like him
Where is Fabio?
Grant is now on TV-former football player-useless in challenges-must have been on the Patriots
Rob wants Matt out
Commercials (eating a burger-taking a break)
OK-back
Tribal-girls for Christine
Boys for Phillip
Oh ya-but they are really voting for Matt but God will strike them dead if they do that
Phillip is calling the satellite to check the vote on his coconut phone
Matt is a pre med student-frightening
Hopefully only pre med and not post med
Rob telling Phillip to shut up at tribal-hope not it will be boring
They are trying to trick Kristina to play her idol and vote out Matt
Phillip is talking again about animals and the US-revenge of the lion-please call the unit
I am sure Matt is Fabio or his cousin
Phillip wants to get voted out and go to Redemption island to beat up Francesca
Matt just wants to be redeemed
Here is the vote:
Kristina plays the idol!!
Kristina
Kristina
Phillip
Phillip
Matt
Matt
Matt
Matt is out! Blindsided! Rob is in control! Kristina wasted the idol! Now it is getting good!
People are stunned-Go Rob!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!! Matt says it is God’s plan
God-remember to watch next Wed. at 8 on CBS (after you deal with the Middle East and global warming)