Survivor Week #3 Redemption Island

OK Back for more action
Big Redemption island slug fest tonight
Fight to the death-throwing insults at each other!
Ah-oo-ouch-stop making fun of my pink underware
Focus-focus: this is serious

Let’s start over
Franchesca and Matt on Redemption Island (he is the new Fabio) She is the new Pavaroti
Poor Matt-blind sighted or is it blindsided? Anyway he is out and moping
Rob is so happy-he got Matt out and got Kristina to use her idol
Phillip is so happy he is washing his underwear
Rob has a thicker Boston accent
Rob is no match for Russell-he better watch out

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Back-Go Yankees!!!!!

Time for the duel-Francesca and Matt-so exciting-first death on survivor
Zapotera goys going to observe and bury the looser
Giggle giggle-girls going-they love Matt (Fabio)
There is a duel pit- lots of fake papier-mâché stones
Here they go-they have to make a pole, get keys, open locks
BOO! What is going on? Where is the duel? BOGUS!!!!!!!! Just a challenge
I am taking a nap-what else is on? Seinfeld -Jeopardy-house hunters from 2005-Ok, I will keep watching
Yawn……..boy is this boring-Jeff-what a dud-this is really bad
The music is picking up-excitement-but nothing is happening-like a stick and a key-no action
I hope they both loose-we all wanted a duel-not a key stick-even Jeff is struggling to sound excited
They should just be playing skee ball-that would be more exciting
Matt wins-who cares-that was totally boring-Francesca is gone-out-done-but it is daylight so the torch ceremony is a bust also-back to camp-yawn

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Fake hellos at camp, energy of a sleeping bat
Rob is mumbling, lying, really bad BO
Andrea is not buying it-knows he is not telling the truth-she is crying and sobbing that Matt is gone-now that is exciting
Russell has a new tattoo of a short southern guy with a hat
Ralph has the idol and he is still pretending he is a rooster
Things are picking up
Stephanie is hanging out with Russell-she is pretending she has the idol which she does not have-Ralph has it-now Steve thinks she really has it-what a bunch of morons-They want Russell out-no chance

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Russell has bumps on his armpits-fungus on pits-puss, rash-disgusting-whoa BO
They want him out-no way-he is sick with armpit-itis-very bad disease
They should hold them down and prick the pimples-that would be a duel
They want to throw the challenge and vote him out-never works ever-always backfires
Not this is interesting
Challenge! Immunity! people strapped to wheel-turn the wheel-spit into tube-get sick-vomit-now this is good! Reward is chairs and pillows and a lantern-what??? That is stupid
Plan is to throw the challenge challenge-They look toward the woods and someone nods (Alan)-the plan is on! Plan is to not spit into the bucket-this is really disgusting-spit is everywhere-puzzles are flying-who wins? I forgot who is throwing this-oh, ya David is supposed to loose-he does-Rob wins! He thinks he really won but they threw it
Russell knows something-he is not a suspicious scheming liar for nothing-he figured it out! Whoa!

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Rob has the new tarp and is so happy and does not suspect anyone
They are all looking for the idols
Rob is on a mission-can’t find it-Phillip was sitting on it-great CIA FBI man-was sitting on an idol and did not know it-Rob is so happy but unfortunately he cannot read or figure it out-and it smells from Philip sitting on it with his pink underwear
Plan is to get Russell out but he knows they threw it and he knows what is going on
Russell will sort it out and get them-I can feel it
Russell and the two nine year old girls are working their own plan
This is like preschool-Julie the fireman is the swing vote-if she flips she is a moron-do not trust Russell
She just might-whoa-Russell is so excited that it probably is not going to happen
Tribal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeff should be embarrassed to be there because of the fake duel
Whoa-someone just jumped out of the fire pit (Alan?)
Ralph is really a chicken-no joke-dna test
They hate Russell but he is Russell and has a plan
Stephanie is not happy because someone is playing with her coloring book
She is so annoying-Alan-please get rid of her!
What would Pavarotti do ?
Russell is wearing a big cross but I thought he was Jewish?
Vote:
Russell
Ralph
Stephanie
Russell
Russell
Stephanie
Ralph
2-2-3
Ralph
3-3-2
Stephanie
3-3-3-

Whoa-three way tie!
Vote off-here we go
The fireman Julie switched! OMG!
Ralph
Russell
Russell
Russell
Russell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No she did not-he is out to Redemption Island!!!!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The world is great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Even if he gets back from Redemption-who cares! He was humiliated! The world is safe!
YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!