I was walking down the street today and noticed a French Bulldog in front of me. It was bowlegged like all French Bulldogs. I thought it walked like a professional tennis player because they are all bowlegged.
If I ever get a french Bulldog I am going to name it Federer.
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
Survivor Week #3 Redemption Island
OK Back for more action
Big Redemption island slug fest tonight
Fight to the death-throwing insults at each other!
Ah-oo-ouch-stop making fun of my pink underware
Focus-focus: this is serious
Let’s start over
Franchesca and Matt on Redemption Island (he is the new Fabio) She is the new Pavaroti
Poor Matt-blind sighted or is it blindsided? Anyway he is out and moping
Rob is so happy-he got Matt out and got Kristina to use her idol
Phillip is so happy he is washing his underwear
Rob has a thicker Boston accent
Rob is no match for Russell-he better watch out
Commericals:Mutual of Omaha, Adjustment Bureau, Sprite, Mist, Dayquill, Vicks, Tide, Subway (how is Jarrett?), CBS
Back-Go Yankees!!!!!
Time for the duel-Francesca and Matt-so exciting-first death on survivor
Zapotera goys going to observe and bury the looser
Giggle giggle-girls going-they love Matt (Fabio)
There is a duel pit- lots of fake papier-mâché stones
Here they go-they have to make a pole, get keys, open locks
BOO! What is going on? Where is the duel? BOGUS!!!!!!!! Just a challenge
I am taking a nap-what else is on? Seinfeld -Jeopardy-house hunters from 2005-Ok, I will keep watching
Yawn……..boy is this boring-Jeff-what a dud-this is really bad
The music is picking up-excitement-but nothing is happening-like a stick and a key-no action
I hope they both loose-we all wanted a duel-not a key stick-even Jeff is struggling to sound excited
They should just be playing skee ball-that would be more exciting
Matt wins-who cares-that was totally boring-Francesca is gone-out-done-but it is daylight so the torch ceremony is a bust also-back to camp-yawn
Commercials: Evo4G, cascade, ford, CBS
Back
Fake hellos at camp, energy of a sleeping bat
Rob is mumbling, lying, really bad BO
Andrea is not buying it-knows he is not telling the truth-she is crying and sobbing that Matt is gone-now that is exciting
Russell has a new tattoo of a short southern guy with a hat
Ralph has the idol and he is still pretending he is a rooster
Things are picking up
Stephanie is hanging out with Russell-she is pretending she has the idol which she does not have-Ralph has it-now Steve thinks she really has it-what a bunch of morons-They want Russell out-no chance
Commercials: Battle LA, Dominos, mini wheats, Liquid Plumber (use on the duel), Duncan Doughnuts, The Talk, Lexus, T Mobile, Soap
Back
Russell has bumps on his armpits-fungus on pits-puss, rash-disgusting-whoa BO
They want him out-no way-he is sick with armpit-itis-very bad disease
They should hold them down and prick the pimples-that would be a duel
They want to throw the challenge and vote him out-never works ever-always backfires
Not this is interesting
Challenge! Immunity! people strapped to wheel-turn the wheel-spit into tube-get sick-vomit-now this is good! Reward is chairs and pillows and a lantern-what??? That is stupid
Plan is to throw the challenge challenge-They look toward the woods and someone nods (Alan)-the plan is on! Plan is to not spit into the bucket-this is really disgusting-spit is everywhere-puzzles are flying-who wins? I forgot who is throwing this-oh, ya David is supposed to loose-he does-Rob wins! He thinks he really won but they threw it
Russell knows something-he is not a suspicious scheming liar for nothing-he figured it out! Whoa!
Commercial: Sprint, Appleby’s, Geico, IHOP, Welch’s, Maybelline, another Appleby’s, CBS, more CBS
Back
Rob has the new tarp and is so happy and does not suspect anyone
They are all looking for the idols
Rob is on a mission-can’t find it-Phillip was sitting on it-great CIA FBI man-was sitting on an idol and did not know it-Rob is so happy but unfortunately he cannot read or figure it out-and it smells from Philip sitting on it with his pink underwear
Plan is to get Russell out but he knows they threw it and he knows what is going on
Russell will sort it out and get them-I can feel it
Russell and the two nine year old girls are working their own plan
This is like preschool-Julie the fireman is the swing vote-if she flips she is a moron-do not trust Russell
She just might-whoa-Russell is so excited that it probably is not going to happen
Tribal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeff should be embarrassed to be there because of the fake duel
Whoa-someone just jumped out of the fire pit (Alan?)
Ralph is really a chicken-no joke-dna test
They hate Russell but he is Russell and has a plan
Stephanie is not happy because someone is playing with her coloring book
She is so annoying-Alan-please get rid of her!
What would Pavarotti do ?
Russell is wearing a big cross but I thought he was Jewish?
Vote:
Russell
Ralph
Stephanie
Russell
Russell
Stephanie
Ralph
2-2-3
Ralph
3-3-2
Stephanie
3-3-3-
Whoa-three way tie!
Vote off-here we go
The fireman Julie switched! OMG!
Ralph
Russell
Russell
Russell
Russell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No she did not-he is out to Redemption Island!!!!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The world is great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Even if he gets back from Redemption-who cares! He was humiliated! The world is safe!
YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Big Redemption island slug fest tonight
Fight to the death-throwing insults at each other!
Ah-oo-ouch-stop making fun of my pink underware
Focus-focus: this is serious
Let’s start over
Franchesca and Matt on Redemption Island (he is the new Fabio) She is the new Pavaroti
Poor Matt-blind sighted or is it blindsided? Anyway he is out and moping
Rob is so happy-he got Matt out and got Kristina to use her idol
Phillip is so happy he is washing his underwear
Rob has a thicker Boston accent
Rob is no match for Russell-he better watch out
Commericals:Mutual of Omaha, Adjustment Bureau, Sprite, Mist, Dayquill, Vicks, Tide, Subway (how is Jarrett?), CBS
Back-Go Yankees!!!!!
Time for the duel-Francesca and Matt-so exciting-first death on survivor
Zapotera goys going to observe and bury the looser
Giggle giggle-girls going-they love Matt (Fabio)
There is a duel pit- lots of fake papier-mâché stones
Here they go-they have to make a pole, get keys, open locks
BOO! What is going on? Where is the duel? BOGUS!!!!!!!! Just a challenge
I am taking a nap-what else is on? Seinfeld -Jeopardy-house hunters from 2005-Ok, I will keep watching
Yawn……..boy is this boring-Jeff-what a dud-this is really bad
The music is picking up-excitement-but nothing is happening-like a stick and a key-no action
I hope they both loose-we all wanted a duel-not a key stick-even Jeff is struggling to sound excited
They should just be playing skee ball-that would be more exciting
Matt wins-who cares-that was totally boring-Francesca is gone-out-done-but it is daylight so the torch ceremony is a bust also-back to camp-yawn
Commercials: Evo4G, cascade, ford, CBS
Back
Fake hellos at camp, energy of a sleeping bat
Rob is mumbling, lying, really bad BO
Andrea is not buying it-knows he is not telling the truth-she is crying and sobbing that Matt is gone-now that is exciting
Russell has a new tattoo of a short southern guy with a hat
Ralph has the idol and he is still pretending he is a rooster
Things are picking up
Stephanie is hanging out with Russell-she is pretending she has the idol which she does not have-Ralph has it-now Steve thinks she really has it-what a bunch of morons-They want Russell out-no chance
Commercials: Battle LA, Dominos, mini wheats, Liquid Plumber (use on the duel), Duncan Doughnuts, The Talk, Lexus, T Mobile, Soap
Back
Russell has bumps on his armpits-fungus on pits-puss, rash-disgusting-whoa BO
They want him out-no way-he is sick with armpit-itis-very bad disease
They should hold them down and prick the pimples-that would be a duel
They want to throw the challenge and vote him out-never works ever-always backfires
Not this is interesting
Challenge! Immunity! people strapped to wheel-turn the wheel-spit into tube-get sick-vomit-now this is good! Reward is chairs and pillows and a lantern-what??? That is stupid
Plan is to throw the challenge challenge-They look toward the woods and someone nods (Alan)-the plan is on! Plan is to not spit into the bucket-this is really disgusting-spit is everywhere-puzzles are flying-who wins? I forgot who is throwing this-oh, ya David is supposed to loose-he does-Rob wins! He thinks he really won but they threw it
Russell knows something-he is not a suspicious scheming liar for nothing-he figured it out! Whoa!
Commercial: Sprint, Appleby’s, Geico, IHOP, Welch’s, Maybelline, another Appleby’s, CBS, more CBS
Back
Rob has the new tarp and is so happy and does not suspect anyone
They are all looking for the idols
Rob is on a mission-can’t find it-Phillip was sitting on it-great CIA FBI man-was sitting on an idol and did not know it-Rob is so happy but unfortunately he cannot read or figure it out-and it smells from Philip sitting on it with his pink underwear
Plan is to get Russell out but he knows they threw it and he knows what is going on
Russell will sort it out and get them-I can feel it
Russell and the two nine year old girls are working their own plan
This is like preschool-Julie the fireman is the swing vote-if she flips she is a moron-do not trust Russell
She just might-whoa-Russell is so excited that it probably is not going to happen
Tribal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeff should be embarrassed to be there because of the fake duel
Whoa-someone just jumped out of the fire pit (Alan?)
Ralph is really a chicken-no joke-dna test
They hate Russell but he is Russell and has a plan
Stephanie is not happy because someone is playing with her coloring book
She is so annoying-Alan-please get rid of her!
What would Pavarotti do ?
Russell is wearing a big cross but I thought he was Jewish?
Vote:
Russell
Ralph
Stephanie
Russell
Russell
Stephanie
Ralph
2-2-3
Ralph
3-3-2
Stephanie
3-3-3-
Whoa-three way tie!
Vote off-here we go
The fireman Julie switched! OMG!
Ralph
Russell
Russell
Russell
Russell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No she did not-he is out to Redemption Island!!!!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The world is great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Even if he gets back from Redemption-who cares! He was humiliated! The world is safe!
YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Survivor Week #2 Redemption Island
Week 2!
I would recap week 1 but I have no idea what happened. All I know is Boston Rob is in it and Russell is in and a bunch of people who need jobs.
Looks like a duel tonight on Resurrection island-the looser rises up to prime time
Fight to the death with cocoanut shells
Oh ya-now I remember-the fake Philip special agent guy-Alan’s friend
Francesca is on redemption island-she is not sleeping-oh, my-disaster
She can watch the Godfather if she has cable in the hut
If she can make it there she can make it anywhere, redemption Island here I come!
Da da da da da………..sing it Frank!
Kristina needs a sedative-Philip thinks he is a special agent-this place is like a unit
Where is Fabio?
Commercial: Old Spice,Ford,Home Depot,The Talk
Back…..
Philip is hunting crabs with a stick in his pink underwear-only so much I can take
Now he is crying-tears streaming, breaking down-Marine music in the background-to bad he did not learn to spear crabs-this is PTSD in pink
He got the crab! Yes! Maybe 2” long-now that is a meal
Farmer guy-Ralph- is wearing overalls-making rooster calls
Russell is looking for the idols with the girls-they love him-old guys don’t
Farmer guy found the idol!! Now he is rooster calling again-his last gig was on Deliverance
Commercial: Sprint, Travelers, Michelin, Dominos, CBS, CBS again
Back….
Day 5 on island
The new Fabio-Matt- is talking about how God put him in the right tribe, like God has free time and is watching survivor-if he has free time he is watching Law and Order
Natalie is an airhead-hanging out with Rob
Challenge-thank goodness!
Jeff is wearing a blue shirt-he just waved to someone in the bushes (Alan?)
Swimming, jumping, smashing, keys, balls, tiles in some order
Reward is fishing gear-they are clapping! Like they know how to fish
Here they go! Chaos-spazz—swim-chaos-spazz-bathing suits falling off-where is Fabio?
More chaos-swimming-jumping-locks-no idea what is going on-something about frank zappa
Break to blow dry their hair-ok back in the game
Special agent is a disaster-can’t do anything-must have been in the car wash division
Ralph does it-Zapotera wins! Frank Zappa is happy! They get a fish hook
Rob is depressed-lost again-Russell won-where is Fabio? Person voted out goes to Redemption Island to duel Francesca to the death-whoa
Commercial-Wendy’s, Air Force, Chrysler, Glad, Ghosts, Mini Cooper, News
Back
Zappa tribe is happy-got the gear-Russell stole the clue out of the fishing stuff-evil!
Ralph doing the rooster call-he saw Russell steal the secret-he told everyone-now they know
They hate him but he will probably win
He is sharing it with his alliance girls-giggle giggle
Here comes the big guy and Ralph to confront him
Russell challenges him-Russell lies-Fight! Calls Ralph an idiot-major rift!
Back at Chipotle tribe
Oops-Ometepe
Secret agent giving a speech-he is off his valium
In pink underwear
Sounds like a combination of Colin Powell and Jon Stewart
Matt is the good Christian-like Fabio-they do not like him
Where is Fabio?
Grant is now on TV-former football player-useless in challenges-must have been on the Patriots
Rob wants Matt out
Commercials (eating a burger-taking a break)
OK-back
Tribal-girls for Christine
Boys for Phillip
Oh ya-but they are really voting for Matt but God will strike them dead if they do that
Phillip is calling the satellite to check the vote on his coconut phone
Matt is a pre med student-frightening
Hopefully only pre med and not post med
Rob telling Phillip to shut up at tribal-hope not it will be boring
They are trying to trick Kristina to play her idol and vote out Matt
Phillip is talking again about animals and the US-revenge of the lion-please call the unit
I am sure Matt is Fabio or his cousin
Phillip wants to get voted out and go to Redemption island to beat up Francesca
Matt just wants to be redeemed
Here is the vote:
Kristina plays the idol!!
Kristina
Kristina
Phillip
Phillip
Matt
Matt
Matt
Matt is out! Blindsided! Rob is in control! Kristina wasted the idol! Now it is getting good!
People are stunned-Go Rob!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!! Matt says it is God’s plan
God-remember to watch next Wed. at 8 on CBS (after you deal with the Middle East and global warming)
I would recap week 1 but I have no idea what happened. All I know is Boston Rob is in it and Russell is in and a bunch of people who need jobs.
Looks like a duel tonight on Resurrection island-the looser rises up to prime time
Fight to the death with cocoanut shells
Oh ya-now I remember-the fake Philip special agent guy-Alan’s friend
Francesca is on redemption island-she is not sleeping-oh, my-disaster
She can watch the Godfather if she has cable in the hut
If she can make it there she can make it anywhere, redemption Island here I come!
Da da da da da………..sing it Frank!
Kristina needs a sedative-Philip thinks he is a special agent-this place is like a unit
Where is Fabio?
Commercial: Old Spice,Ford,Home Depot,The Talk
Back…..
Philip is hunting crabs with a stick in his pink underwear-only so much I can take
Now he is crying-tears streaming, breaking down-Marine music in the background-to bad he did not learn to spear crabs-this is PTSD in pink
He got the crab! Yes! Maybe 2” long-now that is a meal
Farmer guy-Ralph- is wearing overalls-making rooster calls
Russell is looking for the idols with the girls-they love him-old guys don’t
Farmer guy found the idol!! Now he is rooster calling again-his last gig was on Deliverance
Commercial: Sprint, Travelers, Michelin, Dominos, CBS, CBS again
Back….
Day 5 on island
The new Fabio-Matt- is talking about how God put him in the right tribe, like God has free time and is watching survivor-if he has free time he is watching Law and Order
Natalie is an airhead-hanging out with Rob
Challenge-thank goodness!
Jeff is wearing a blue shirt-he just waved to someone in the bushes (Alan?)
Swimming, jumping, smashing, keys, balls, tiles in some order
Reward is fishing gear-they are clapping! Like they know how to fish
Here they go! Chaos-spazz—swim-chaos-spazz-bathing suits falling off-where is Fabio?
More chaos-swimming-jumping-locks-no idea what is going on-something about frank zappa
Break to blow dry their hair-ok back in the game
Special agent is a disaster-can’t do anything-must have been in the car wash division
Ralph does it-Zapotera wins! Frank Zappa is happy! They get a fish hook
Rob is depressed-lost again-Russell won-where is Fabio? Person voted out goes to Redemption Island to duel Francesca to the death-whoa
Commercial-Wendy’s, Air Force, Chrysler, Glad, Ghosts, Mini Cooper, News
Back
Zappa tribe is happy-got the gear-Russell stole the clue out of the fishing stuff-evil!
Ralph doing the rooster call-he saw Russell steal the secret-he told everyone-now they know
They hate him but he will probably win
He is sharing it with his alliance girls-giggle giggle
Here comes the big guy and Ralph to confront him
Russell challenges him-Russell lies-Fight! Calls Ralph an idiot-major rift!
Back at Chipotle tribe
Oops-Ometepe
Secret agent giving a speech-he is off his valium
In pink underwear
Sounds like a combination of Colin Powell and Jon Stewart
Matt is the good Christian-like Fabio-they do not like him
Where is Fabio?
Grant is now on TV-former football player-useless in challenges-must have been on the Patriots
Rob wants Matt out
Commercials (eating a burger-taking a break)
OK-back
Tribal-girls for Christine
Boys for Phillip
Oh ya-but they are really voting for Matt but God will strike them dead if they do that
Phillip is calling the satellite to check the vote on his coconut phone
Matt is a pre med student-frightening
Hopefully only pre med and not post med
Rob telling Phillip to shut up at tribal-hope not it will be boring
They are trying to trick Kristina to play her idol and vote out Matt
Phillip is talking again about animals and the US-revenge of the lion-please call the unit
I am sure Matt is Fabio or his cousin
Phillip wants to get voted out and go to Redemption island to beat up Francesca
Matt just wants to be redeemed
Here is the vote:
Kristina plays the idol!!
Kristina
Kristina
Phillip
Phillip
Matt
Matt
Matt
Matt is out! Blindsided! Rob is in control! Kristina wasted the idol! Now it is getting good!
People are stunned-Go Rob!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!! Matt says it is God’s plan
God-remember to watch next Wed. at 8 on CBS (after you deal with the Middle East and global warming)
Thursday, February 17, 2011
House Hunters #1
So………………….
Here we go into unexplored territory, to places never visited by civilized man, to a place far, far away-HGTV
The show is House Hunters. People look at 3 houses and decide which one to buy. It is always the one with the stainless steel refrigerator, even if the house is under water. It doesn’t matter. Termites, motorcycle gang next door, rats running around and only $ 875,000. I’ll buy it if it has a stainless steel refrigerator.
This is show blog number one so let’s see how it goes.
Eugene and Lynn have been looking for a year-looked at 100 homes near Boston. Now they are on TV and have to make a decision.
Vomit
Here we go
They live in Quincy, want to move to Wakefield. Hate the condo-want a fence (wonder why).
Tons of houses, 2/3 of them are “crap”. Positive people-ugh. Just sold the condo and have to move no matter how miserable they are. They are looking up to $ 450,000-must be drug dealers.
She is a fundraiser, he is a deadbeat. They want stainless steel-it is obvious. Eugene likes square rooms, she likes round. He is a history teacher-poor kids. The realtor is Dan-a masochist. He smells blood-they need to move.
Looking at a 1900 house-nice Victorian. Lots of stairs, he is about 300 lbs. Nice floors and windows. Uh,oh. In the kitchen and he said “no stainless steel?” It is over. On to the next. Just wasting time on this one. Bathroom too small-he is way too big for the toilet-and with no window she is a goner. Backyard is “cute.” That is a no go.
Commercials: Edward Jones, HGTV, scrubbing bubbles, Pillsbury, Nissan, Crest, HGTV
OK, here goes #2
Shot of them in house #2-dual muffin tops
Off to Melrose-close to train, green
Medallion light fixture, 1890, historical, red dining room, STAINLESS STEEL!! But the dishwasher is white-that would cost 500 bucks on a 435,000 house but could be a deal breaker
Good views and a hot tub
Eugene in a hot tub-mercy
Up the stairs-lots of cute things, office, small rooms
No master bath but 2/3 stainless
A possibility
Commercials; HGTV, Quilted Northern Ultra Flush, another toilet paper adv, Pepperage farm cookies (perfect after the toilet paper ad), Advil ( I have a headache from doing this), Chevy (get me out of town), Broadway, Raymour and Flanagan, another Broadway
OK #3
North Andover-full acre, built in 1734
Really nice house-drive to the train-colonial
Wood beams, really nice-she hates it-I love it-like Red Hook
All she can say is “termites and bugs”
All stainless but no granite-that is it-no chance
He loves the house-she hates the charm
She keeps saying “hate, hate, hate”.
Beautiful yard-marshy-mosquitoes
She is adamant-Hate. He loves it.
Fist fight. I put 5 bucks on Lynn-she has big arms.
It is out-she hates it -it has to be number 2.
Commercial: Mirena, Audi, Hidden Valley ranch, Hefty (Eugene)
Back-get ready for the decision-oh, man, am I excited
It has to be #2-stainless-who cares about the house
3 is the best but they are morons
So………………..
Da da da da-it is # 1-OMG not the stainless-WRONG AGAIN-WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
Oh, wait the kitchen is black appliances-that is the key
ALAN has black appliances-it must be the new trend!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He tortured them and forced them to #1. That is what the CIA told him to do. Ruthless.
They are remodeling the entire upstairs-not in their budget but they always do that to throw us off.
I am disgusted-#3 was better
I am traumatized. Time for a snack.
Back next week.
Here we go into unexplored territory, to places never visited by civilized man, to a place far, far away-HGTV
The show is House Hunters. People look at 3 houses and decide which one to buy. It is always the one with the stainless steel refrigerator, even if the house is under water. It doesn’t matter. Termites, motorcycle gang next door, rats running around and only $ 875,000. I’ll buy it if it has a stainless steel refrigerator.
This is show blog number one so let’s see how it goes.
Eugene and Lynn have been looking for a year-looked at 100 homes near Boston. Now they are on TV and have to make a decision.
Vomit
Here we go
They live in Quincy, want to move to Wakefield. Hate the condo-want a fence (wonder why).
Tons of houses, 2/3 of them are “crap”. Positive people-ugh. Just sold the condo and have to move no matter how miserable they are. They are looking up to $ 450,000-must be drug dealers.
She is a fundraiser, he is a deadbeat. They want stainless steel-it is obvious. Eugene likes square rooms, she likes round. He is a history teacher-poor kids. The realtor is Dan-a masochist. He smells blood-they need to move.
Looking at a 1900 house-nice Victorian. Lots of stairs, he is about 300 lbs. Nice floors and windows. Uh,oh. In the kitchen and he said “no stainless steel?” It is over. On to the next. Just wasting time on this one. Bathroom too small-he is way too big for the toilet-and with no window she is a goner. Backyard is “cute.” That is a no go.
Commercials: Edward Jones, HGTV, scrubbing bubbles, Pillsbury, Nissan, Crest, HGTV
OK, here goes #2
Shot of them in house #2-dual muffin tops
Off to Melrose-close to train, green
Medallion light fixture, 1890, historical, red dining room, STAINLESS STEEL!! But the dishwasher is white-that would cost 500 bucks on a 435,000 house but could be a deal breaker
Good views and a hot tub
Eugene in a hot tub-mercy
Up the stairs-lots of cute things, office, small rooms
No master bath but 2/3 stainless
A possibility
Commercials; HGTV, Quilted Northern Ultra Flush, another toilet paper adv, Pepperage farm cookies (perfect after the toilet paper ad), Advil ( I have a headache from doing this), Chevy (get me out of town), Broadway, Raymour and Flanagan, another Broadway
OK #3
North Andover-full acre, built in 1734
Really nice house-drive to the train-colonial
Wood beams, really nice-she hates it-I love it-like Red Hook
All she can say is “termites and bugs”
All stainless but no granite-that is it-no chance
He loves the house-she hates the charm
She keeps saying “hate, hate, hate”.
Beautiful yard-marshy-mosquitoes
She is adamant-Hate. He loves it.
Fist fight. I put 5 bucks on Lynn-she has big arms.
It is out-she hates it -it has to be number 2.
Commercial: Mirena, Audi, Hidden Valley ranch, Hefty (Eugene)
Back-get ready for the decision-oh, man, am I excited
It has to be #2-stainless-who cares about the house
3 is the best but they are morons
So………………..
Da da da da-it is # 1-OMG not the stainless-WRONG AGAIN-WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
Oh, wait the kitchen is black appliances-that is the key
ALAN has black appliances-it must be the new trend!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He tortured them and forced them to #1. That is what the CIA told him to do. Ruthless.
They are remodeling the entire upstairs-not in their budget but they always do that to throw us off.
I am disgusted-#3 was better
I am traumatized. Time for a snack.
Back next week.
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Survivor 2011-Redemption Island!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so......
This is about Boston rob and Russell
We all dislike Russell
he is bad
the villian
despicable
bad BO
Helicopter
matt is out
ralph-no way
andrea-oh ya right
steve-old guy is out
where are rob and russell? drop in by parachute?
here come the stars!!!
Rob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Russell-boo
stephanie got her feet sandy-aghhhhhhhhhhh
where is Fabio?
do they get toilet paper?
so....
Jeff keeps saying so......so...
let's count the so's
2 so far
oops
3
Redemption island is back! I love that place-it is like our apartment
do they duel with guns? blocks of cheese? king cones?
maybe they duel with buckets of mayonnaise
russell is insane-good for the show
francesca just sued somebody
do they get dental floss?
Commercial
sprint
evo 4G
the defenders
ok back
zapatera and Ometepe-sounds like a law firm
craftsman logo on tools-more money for jeff
who is the mountain man? Ralph?
matt is the new fabio
phillip is the designated annoying guy
andrea chopped off her foot
phillip is a federal agent-does alan know him?
maybe alan is on the show-hiding in the bush-i think I saw a 65 inch tv behind the shelter
the first russell alliance
not
is there a new gay slant to this with some of the guys? new alliance? not that there is anything wrong with that
commercial
what if instead of parking tickets we go to redemption island? maybe Staten island?
enough already
sprint,criminal minds, csi,mentalist,amazing race
back
guy brushing teeth with a stick
giggle fest
more teeth with a stick
kristina found the idol! big trouble
nice red underwear on philip
future fruit of the loom adv
fist fight
this guy is not a federal agent-he is a psycho
what is with his underwear?
hd tv is not always good
oh-sorry-fuchsia underwear
not that there is anything wrong with that
CHALLENGE!
steps and blocks and puzzles-oh my!
GO! run-jump-win!
yawn
russell is dominating
let's cheer for the fuchsia underwear guy
where is Fabio?
why is Jeff screaming?
zapotera wins! who is zapotera? Russell? oh no!
where is fuchsia guy?
commercial
sprint
4G-5G-6G-7G
Can’t keep her mouth shut-Kristina
Told them about idol
She is out-rob will find out and dump her
She knows she messed up-tee he-giggle giggle-I have the idol
Moron-she is out-now she is talking to Phillip the fuchsia guy
She is a law student? Omg country is falling apart
Tribal
Philip is going to be sent to fantasy island-da plane! Da plane!
Jeff needs to be wearing fuchsia underwear
Focus-tribal-Phillip is a real problem-he is insane-perfect casting-fist fight!
Special agent? From a psych ward? Philip has a mushroom problem
Omg-he spilled the idol-Kristina has a big mouth! It is coming back to her-what a moron
This must be fixed-Phillip needs a b 12 shot can he be a talk show host? Kristina is going on wheel of fortune
Whoa-rob power play-what is anyone talking about? I have a headache-pepto bismol tribal
Voting
Can they vote out Francesca if they can’t spell her name? where is Fabio?
Kristina plays the idol??? NO!!! OMG-is she out?
Kristina
Kristina
Francesca
Phillip
Francesca
Phillip
2-2-2
Kristina
Francesca
3
3
2
First out- FRANCESCA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kristina big mouth is still in! omg
And Phillip-maybe he has lime underwear also?
Tune in next week
This is about Boston rob and Russell
We all dislike Russell
he is bad
the villian
despicable
bad BO
Helicopter
matt is out
ralph-no way
andrea-oh ya right
steve-old guy is out
where are rob and russell? drop in by parachute?
here come the stars!!!
Rob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Russell-boo
stephanie got her feet sandy-aghhhhhhhhhhh
where is Fabio?
do they get toilet paper?
so....
Jeff keeps saying so......so...
let's count the so's
2 so far
oops
3
Redemption island is back! I love that place-it is like our apartment
do they duel with guns? blocks of cheese? king cones?
maybe they duel with buckets of mayonnaise
russell is insane-good for the show
francesca just sued somebody
do they get dental floss?
Commercial
sprint
evo 4G
the defenders
ok back
zapatera and Ometepe-sounds like a law firm
craftsman logo on tools-more money for jeff
who is the mountain man? Ralph?
matt is the new fabio
phillip is the designated annoying guy
andrea chopped off her foot
phillip is a federal agent-does alan know him?
maybe alan is on the show-hiding in the bush-i think I saw a 65 inch tv behind the shelter
the first russell alliance
not
is there a new gay slant to this with some of the guys? new alliance? not that there is anything wrong with that
commercial
what if instead of parking tickets we go to redemption island? maybe Staten island?
enough already
sprint,criminal minds, csi,mentalist,amazing race
back
guy brushing teeth with a stick
giggle fest
more teeth with a stick
kristina found the idol! big trouble
nice red underwear on philip
future fruit of the loom adv
fist fight
this guy is not a federal agent-he is a psycho
what is with his underwear?
hd tv is not always good
oh-sorry-fuchsia underwear
not that there is anything wrong with that
CHALLENGE!
steps and blocks and puzzles-oh my!
GO! run-jump-win!
yawn
russell is dominating
let's cheer for the fuchsia underwear guy
where is Fabio?
why is Jeff screaming?
zapotera wins! who is zapotera? Russell? oh no!
where is fuchsia guy?
commercial
sprint
4G-5G-6G-7G
Can’t keep her mouth shut-Kristina
Told them about idol
She is out-rob will find out and dump her
She knows she messed up-tee he-giggle giggle-I have the idol
Moron-she is out-now she is talking to Phillip the fuchsia guy
She is a law student? Omg country is falling apart
Tribal
Philip is going to be sent to fantasy island-da plane! Da plane!
Jeff needs to be wearing fuchsia underwear
Focus-tribal-Phillip is a real problem-he is insane-perfect casting-fist fight!
Special agent? From a psych ward? Philip has a mushroom problem
Omg-he spilled the idol-Kristina has a big mouth! It is coming back to her-what a moron
This must be fixed-Phillip needs a b 12 shot can he be a talk show host? Kristina is going on wheel of fortune
Whoa-rob power play-what is anyone talking about? I have a headache-pepto bismol tribal
Voting
Can they vote out Francesca if they can’t spell her name? where is Fabio?
Kristina plays the idol??? NO!!! OMG-is she out?
Kristina
Kristina
Francesca
Phillip
Francesca
Phillip
2-2-2
Kristina
Francesca
3
3
2
First out- FRANCESCA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kristina big mouth is still in! omg
And Phillip-maybe he has lime underwear also?
Tune in next week
Friday, December 24, 2010
Year End Thought-Positive Aspects of Mud
I was watching the news last night about the storms in California. Man, what a mess. Some places had 20 inches of rain and lots of floods and mudslides.
They showed a house-no one was hurt-where the mud inside was 4 feet deep. The owner was walking on the mud and he had to bend over not to hit his head on the ceiling. Which led me to think-Why not turn a negative into a positive???
What a great time to change ceiling light bulbs with compact fluorescents to save energy, replace the old ceiling fans and put in fresh smoke detector batteries. And it looked like the ceiling could use some fresh paint so why not do that also. No ladders or scaffolds needed, just reach up and do the work.
So as 2011 approaches lets be thankful for all of the blessings of the past year and remember that a house full of mud is half full and not half empty.
They showed a house-no one was hurt-where the mud inside was 4 feet deep. The owner was walking on the mud and he had to bend over not to hit his head on the ceiling. Which led me to think-Why not turn a negative into a positive???
What a great time to change ceiling light bulbs with compact fluorescents to save energy, replace the old ceiling fans and put in fresh smoke detector batteries. And it looked like the ceiling could use some fresh paint so why not do that also. No ladders or scaffolds needed, just reach up and do the work.
So as 2011 approaches lets be thankful for all of the blessings of the past year and remember that a house full of mud is half full and not half empty.
Monday, August 9, 2010
New Beginnings
Big celebration last night
Sada going off to Grenada for med school.
Sada, Susan T, Susan J, Rachel, Jacob, Emily and Jack (pop in from Maine). At Candle 79, vegan restaurant in NYC.
Lots of mixed emotions-Sada leaving NYC (bad) but starting on her vet quest (good).
A year ago Sada came to live with Rachel in NYC. Neither was in a good career position. Now Sada is off to school, Rachel at NYU. What a leap-what a change.
Jacob is still searching for his path which will keep him in NY for a while. I am sure he will take over Sada's early Sunday morning dog adventures but we will have to see.
Thank the world for the last year for us all to be able to hang out, eat at Saigon Grill and go to the dog show. This new generation of Moslers all look like winners and now have some family ties to hold on to. As good as it gets.
Sada going off to Grenada for med school.
Sada, Susan T, Susan J, Rachel, Jacob, Emily and Jack (pop in from Maine). At Candle 79, vegan restaurant in NYC.
Lots of mixed emotions-Sada leaving NYC (bad) but starting on her vet quest (good).
A year ago Sada came to live with Rachel in NYC. Neither was in a good career position. Now Sada is off to school, Rachel at NYU. What a leap-what a change.
Jacob is still searching for his path which will keep him in NY for a while. I am sure he will take over Sada's early Sunday morning dog adventures but we will have to see.
Thank the world for the last year for us all to be able to hang out, eat at Saigon Grill and go to the dog show. This new generation of Moslers all look like winners and now have some family ties to hold on to. As good as it gets.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
YamulKap in the News
Manhattan man Seth Mosler's 'Yamulkap' takes an unorthodox approach to tradition
BY Erica Pearson
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER
Wednesday, June 23rd 2010, 4:00 AM
Rosier/News, Linda Seth Mosler, inventor of the 'Yamulkap,' tries on his creation at site of his inspiration, Central Park’s Great Lawn.
This baseball cap is totally kosher.
A Manhattan man has invented what he calls the "yamulkap," a yarmulke with a brim like a baseball cap so religious men can get some shade.
Seth Mosler, 59, who is Jewish but not strictly observant, was walking through Central Park two summers ago when inspiration struck near the Great Lawn's ballfields.
He saw Orthodox kids throwing frisbees and tossing softballs, all wearing yarmulkes that offered no shade from the sun.
"I noticed they were hot and getting sunburned," said Mosler, a charter school business manager who lives on the upper East Side. There must be a way to wear a yarmulke and sun-shading brim at the same time, Mosler said he thought.
He cut up an old baseball cap as a prototype, then searched for a manufacturer.
"It could be a trendy thing to wear, but I think it will probably appeal to people who are already wearing yarmulkes," Mosler said. "Hopefully, word of mouth will get it going."
To make sure that the cap met religious standards, he consulted with two rabbis, one Orthodox and the other conservative. Both gave him the go-ahead.
"When you're talking about yarmulkes, you are talking about thousands of years of tradition," Mosler said. "But this has a practical purpose."
The yamulkap business has been a family affair. Mosler's 28-year-old daughter, Rachel, and her boyfriend, Nick, helped set up his Web site, www.yamulkap.com.
Mosler began selling the caps for $12.99 online about two months ago and has sold about two dozen so far, he said.
Reviews around the city were mixed. Manhattan mom Lea Haron said she thought the yamulkap was a little silly, since religious rules say wearing a baseball cap is fine, just so one's head is covered.
"I feel bad," Haron said. "I hope he didn't put too much money into it."
But others thought that the invention was great.
"It's a cute idea. For kids, it's wonderful, I think," said upper West Side Orthodox mom Chassida Landy, 32, as she tried the cap on 6-year-old son, Tzvi.
Landy said Tzvi's yarmulke can get in the way when he plays baseball or tag in Riverside Park.
"Sometimes when you play sports, it always falls off," she said. "It's just not comfortable; sometimes it slips."
BY Erica Pearson
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER
Wednesday, June 23rd 2010, 4:00 AM
Rosier/News, Linda Seth Mosler, inventor of the 'Yamulkap,' tries on his creation at site of his inspiration, Central Park’s Great Lawn.
This baseball cap is totally kosher.
A Manhattan man has invented what he calls the "yamulkap," a yarmulke with a brim like a baseball cap so religious men can get some shade.
Seth Mosler, 59, who is Jewish but not strictly observant, was walking through Central Park two summers ago when inspiration struck near the Great Lawn's ballfields.
He saw Orthodox kids throwing frisbees and tossing softballs, all wearing yarmulkes that offered no shade from the sun.
"I noticed they were hot and getting sunburned," said Mosler, a charter school business manager who lives on the upper East Side. There must be a way to wear a yarmulke and sun-shading brim at the same time, Mosler said he thought.
He cut up an old baseball cap as a prototype, then searched for a manufacturer.
"It could be a trendy thing to wear, but I think it will probably appeal to people who are already wearing yarmulkes," Mosler said. "Hopefully, word of mouth will get it going."
To make sure that the cap met religious standards, he consulted with two rabbis, one Orthodox and the other conservative. Both gave him the go-ahead.
"When you're talking about yarmulkes, you are talking about thousands of years of tradition," Mosler said. "But this has a practical purpose."
The yamulkap business has been a family affair. Mosler's 28-year-old daughter, Rachel, and her boyfriend, Nick, helped set up his Web site, www.yamulkap.com.
Mosler began selling the caps for $12.99 online about two months ago and has sold about two dozen so far, he said.
Reviews around the city were mixed. Manhattan mom Lea Haron said she thought the yamulkap was a little silly, since religious rules say wearing a baseball cap is fine, just so one's head is covered.
"I feel bad," Haron said. "I hope he didn't put too much money into it."
But others thought that the invention was great.
"It's a cute idea. For kids, it's wonderful, I think," said upper West Side Orthodox mom Chassida Landy, 32, as she tried the cap on 6-year-old son, Tzvi.
Landy said Tzvi's yarmulke can get in the way when he plays baseball or tag in Riverside Park.
"Sometimes when you play sports, it always falls off," she said. "It's just not comfortable; sometimes it slips."
Monday, June 21, 2010
World Cup Coach
I have been watching a lot of the world cup. Muted, of course, because of those bleeping horns. I love watching the coaches. They all seem to be 50 year old men sweating, screaming and pointing to almost everything that is happening on the field. It seems they really think they are in control of the game and what the players are doing. I am not sure they realize whoever gets the first goal wins and for the rest of the game you just kick the ball around and watch the clock run down which is hard because in soccer you never know how much time is left-that is a secret.
So back to the coach with a very concerned, focused look in his eyes who is yelling and waving his hands at the players. I wonder what he is saying. Maybe "get the ball in the bleeping net so I can go home", or "why are you all running around aimlessly and not doing anything" or "don't use your hands, use your feet!"
Whatever he is doing he sure works works hard. I think the good coaches should have one word names like Pele and Beckham and Kobe. Then they would be famous and get soccer talk shows. They would only have one guest and the show would be over.
Goooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllll !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So back to the coach with a very concerned, focused look in his eyes who is yelling and waving his hands at the players. I wonder what he is saying. Maybe "get the ball in the bleeping net so I can go home", or "why are you all running around aimlessly and not doing anything" or "don't use your hands, use your feet!"
Whatever he is doing he sure works works hard. I think the good coaches should have one word names like Pele and Beckham and Kobe. Then they would be famous and get soccer talk shows. They would only have one guest and the show would be over.
Goooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllll !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Too Many Marathons
I heard yesterday that a woman has set the record as the youngest ever to run a marathon in all 52 states. I don't know who she is and I am afraid to look it up. She is probably 14 and started running marathons at age 2 by pushing her stroller to Disney World. She is also probably president of her class, practices the piano 6 hours a day, is a state champion gymnast and delivers meals to senior citizens.
I can't take these over achievers with these stupid records anymore. Like the youngest to kid to sail around the world blindfolded, the oldest person to climb Mt. Everest with a walker and the first golfer to get a hole in one while snorkeling.
Let's stick with running, jumping and lifting weights like the ancient Greeks in the first Olympics. The 2 year olds training to swim to Europe under water are just going to have to relax and take a nap.
I can't take these over achievers with these stupid records anymore. Like the youngest to kid to sail around the world blindfolded, the oldest person to climb Mt. Everest with a walker and the first golfer to get a hole in one while snorkeling.
Let's stick with running, jumping and lifting weights like the ancient Greeks in the first Olympics. The 2 year olds training to swim to Europe under water are just going to have to relax and take a nap.
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Al Gore and the Band Saw
When Bill got caught with Monica, I don't think anyone would have bet that Bill and Hillary would be married longer than Al and Tipper. But here we are. It seems like Hollywood Al is moving on to his $8 million dollar global cooling solar energy hot air wind powered estate in LA and Tipper is staying in the 40,000 sq ft mini country house in Tennessee. Neither house uses any energy and together, by means of thermomandibular fusion, produce 47,000 pounds of ice every year which is transported to the North Pole by Balto the wonder dog who operates on canine solar cells. His bronze statue is in Central Park. Which brings up the divorce settlement which should be very interesting.
Al told us in his presidential campaign that he invented the Internet so that will have to be split up 50-50. He gets Google and Yahoo, and she gets Apple and Microsoft. That sounds fair. Neither want AOL.
Then we go to the Nobel Peace Prize. Have to cut that medal in half. Get out the band saw.
And then the Oscar for "An Inconvenient Truth". I guess they have to cut that in half also or maybe cut the head off or melt it down and divide it that way. And I guess he gets the first half of the movie and she gets the last half or maybe he gets the ticket revenue and she gets the popcorn royalties. Another ugly court battle. I would hold out for the junior mints.
I predict he ends up with Angelina after she dumps Brad. I understand that although Al has 4 kids he always wanted 27 so it would be a good match. Brad is very photogenic so maybe there is a future with Tipper.
In the end it is sad to see this happen. But when you invent the Internet and don't get credit for it how can you not be bitter and miserable to live with? And loosing the Presidency to George W? Time to move on. Mission accomplished.
Al told us in his presidential campaign that he invented the Internet so that will have to be split up 50-50. He gets Google and Yahoo, and she gets Apple and Microsoft. That sounds fair. Neither want AOL.
Then we go to the Nobel Peace Prize. Have to cut that medal in half. Get out the band saw.
And then the Oscar for "An Inconvenient Truth". I guess they have to cut that in half also or maybe cut the head off or melt it down and divide it that way. And I guess he gets the first half of the movie and she gets the last half or maybe he gets the ticket revenue and she gets the popcorn royalties. Another ugly court battle. I would hold out for the junior mints.
I predict he ends up with Angelina after she dumps Brad. I understand that although Al has 4 kids he always wanted 27 so it would be a good match. Brad is very photogenic so maybe there is a future with Tipper.
In the end it is sad to see this happen. But when you invent the Internet and don't get credit for it how can you not be bitter and miserable to live with? And loosing the Presidency to George W? Time to move on. Mission accomplished.
Friday, May 28, 2010
Stop the Oil Gusher
This oil gusher is a real problem on the way to a major catastrophe. It has to be stopped.
I was watching late night TV yesterday and saw an infomercial for a magic putty that instantly stops all leaks. For $ 9.99 you get 5 rolls of putty and a tomato slicer and an onion chopper. So we have BP order 2 million of them which would give them 10 million rolls of putty. They work the putty into a ball to activate it and then inject it into the what was supposed to be the blow off preventer and there is a good chance the leak will stop immediately. That is what the infomercial says it will do. Crisis over. The 2 million tomato slicers and onion choppers can then go to the people who have lost their jobs due to the oil spill and they can put them on Ebay to make a few bucks back. BP can deduct the value of the tomato slicers and onion choppers from individual claims, minus of course the shipping and handling costs. This will make BP happy which seems to be the whole idea of the current cleanup process. If they are happy, we are happy.
I was watching late night TV yesterday and saw an infomercial for a magic putty that instantly stops all leaks. For $ 9.99 you get 5 rolls of putty and a tomato slicer and an onion chopper. So we have BP order 2 million of them which would give them 10 million rolls of putty. They work the putty into a ball to activate it and then inject it into the what was supposed to be the blow off preventer and there is a good chance the leak will stop immediately. That is what the infomercial says it will do. Crisis over. The 2 million tomato slicers and onion choppers can then go to the people who have lost their jobs due to the oil spill and they can put them on Ebay to make a few bucks back. BP can deduct the value of the tomato slicers and onion choppers from individual claims, minus of course the shipping and handling costs. This will make BP happy which seems to be the whole idea of the current cleanup process. If they are happy, we are happy.
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Oil Leak and Dinosaurs
The gulf oil leak is a disaster and growing out of control. I heard today that there is enough oil in the under sea reservoir to continue to leak at the current rate for 100 years. Now that is a lot of oil.
I wish our government took this more seriously. Blaming BP is fine, make them pay, but meanwhile get the mess cleaned up. It looks like no one knows what to do except BP who also does not know what to do. Who gave them the permits to drill this thing? Who reviewed the environmental impact statement? Are they getting a cost of living raise this year? If this was a Seinfeld episode it would be funny but it isn't. What a mess of oil and ineptitude. The government is good at some things but not so good at dealing with environmental disasters.
But back to the point. If this oil reservoir is as big as they say it is-100 years at the current rate-where did it come from? Decaying dinosaurs? That is a lot of dead reptiles piled up. I am not a creationist and Darwin makes a lot of sense with amphibians to reptiles to mammals to apes to people. But how did all these dinosaurs pile up to create this much oil? I don't know where it came from but I know where it is going which is in the ocean and that is not a good thing.
Billions of dead dinosaurs now back in the primordial soup. It makes you wonder what will come out of the gulf with all this old DNA swimming around. Maybe it will congeal and reform into dinosaurs and they will walk out on land. Then we can herd them into the Grand Canyon and the Gulf will be clean. Whoa, I have to get to work on the screen play.
I wish our government took this more seriously. Blaming BP is fine, make them pay, but meanwhile get the mess cleaned up. It looks like no one knows what to do except BP who also does not know what to do. Who gave them the permits to drill this thing? Who reviewed the environmental impact statement? Are they getting a cost of living raise this year? If this was a Seinfeld episode it would be funny but it isn't. What a mess of oil and ineptitude. The government is good at some things but not so good at dealing with environmental disasters.
But back to the point. If this oil reservoir is as big as they say it is-100 years at the current rate-where did it come from? Decaying dinosaurs? That is a lot of dead reptiles piled up. I am not a creationist and Darwin makes a lot of sense with amphibians to reptiles to mammals to apes to people. But how did all these dinosaurs pile up to create this much oil? I don't know where it came from but I know where it is going which is in the ocean and that is not a good thing.
Billions of dead dinosaurs now back in the primordial soup. It makes you wonder what will come out of the gulf with all this old DNA swimming around. Maybe it will congeal and reform into dinosaurs and they will walk out on land. Then we can herd them into the Grand Canyon and the Gulf will be clean. Whoa, I have to get to work on the screen play.
Thursday, May 20, 2010
Mexico and Arizona
Big state dinner at the white house for Mexican President last night. Color guards, bands, food, must have cost $ 2 million. All had a great time.
But..
They are in a bubble in Washington after only 16 months in power. Apparently it slipped their mind that:
-17% of people in US are unemployed and can't afford McDonalds
-Europe is imploding which will hurt our economy
-Oil is leaking at a zillion barrels a day in the gulf creating the largest environmental disaster in history
-Over 60% of people in US like the Arizona law
-Holder, Napolitano and maybe Obama have yet to read the Arizona law, but are out there criticizing it
-Blaming Fox news is starting to wear thin
What is going to happen is a bunch of new Tea Party right wing/libertarians are going to get elected while the elite in Washington are eating gourmet fajitas. They are going to be pushing for a constitutional amendment to make abortion criminal, cutting all federal entitlement programs, trying to stop the health care bill from becoming enacted and working to bring us back to a conservative agenda.
All while the big party in Washington is continuing.
So keep your new found arrogance, keep denying that people in the country feel differently about things than you do and watch your opportunity to transform our society slip down the drain. You were up 3-0 is the best out of 7, and now you are at 3-3. Time to focus, but it seems the lights are too bright. Too late for a rousing speech-we have heard that. We need some action, commitment and understanding. That is tough to deliver from a Washington bubble.
But..
They are in a bubble in Washington after only 16 months in power. Apparently it slipped their mind that:
-17% of people in US are unemployed and can't afford McDonalds
-Europe is imploding which will hurt our economy
-Oil is leaking at a zillion barrels a day in the gulf creating the largest environmental disaster in history
-Over 60% of people in US like the Arizona law
-Holder, Napolitano and maybe Obama have yet to read the Arizona law, but are out there criticizing it
-Blaming Fox news is starting to wear thin
What is going to happen is a bunch of new Tea Party right wing/libertarians are going to get elected while the elite in Washington are eating gourmet fajitas. They are going to be pushing for a constitutional amendment to make abortion criminal, cutting all federal entitlement programs, trying to stop the health care bill from becoming enacted and working to bring us back to a conservative agenda.
All while the big party in Washington is continuing.
So keep your new found arrogance, keep denying that people in the country feel differently about things than you do and watch your opportunity to transform our society slip down the drain. You were up 3-0 is the best out of 7, and now you are at 3-3. Time to focus, but it seems the lights are too bright. Too late for a rousing speech-we have heard that. We need some action, commitment and understanding. That is tough to deliver from a Washington bubble.
Friday, May 14, 2010
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Survivor May 13
I was away last week working
sorry
won't let it happen again
Here we go!
Russell Jeri Rupert colby sandra pavarati left
commercial: lincoln,robin hood,mcdonalds,sprint,snuggle,downey,crest,ghost whisperererer
back
can't stand pavarati and russell
they got an iphone
video's of their families-vomit
reward challenge
winner gets to visit loved one-vomit again
its like they were in prison-spare me-30 days on TV
get a life
let's play!
water bucket challenge
go rupert!
total bunch of morons
they look like LaBron getting a bucket
russel in the lead
Jeri wins!!!!!!!!! Yes-not Russell
life is good
she picked Pavarati and sandra to come with her
not russell!!!!!!!!!!
life is really good
commercial
dr scholls, disney,enterprise,clorox,burger king,dunkin doughnuts,cbs,cbs
back
lots of giggling on reward trip
enough already
eat and let's get back
unwatchable but I am watching
celtics update-20-14 Lebron who?
russell is really mad-convincing rupert and colby to trust him
don't do it rupert-he will dump you-moron
russell wants pavarati out
commercial:bryers,olay,old navy,mutual of omaha,fighter man 2,cbs,csi, letterman,ram trucks,verizon,youtube,toyota
back
all back in camp-whoop ti do
fake sleeping
rupert is sawing wood at 2 am
woke everyone up
breaking sticks with big boulders-they are all mad at him
ha! yea rupert!
Jeri sucking up to russell
back together
lied to rupert and colby-big surprise
immunity challenge-here we go
arms outstretched-holding up poles-whoa
like crucifixion
colby out
sandra out
russell out!!!!!
jerri out
17 minutes-whoa
aaagghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
rupert out
Pavarati wins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! whoa!!!!!!!!!
36 days
tribal next
commercials-sprint,flo tv,coppertone, dodge,dr pepper,cbs,csi,cbs
back-tribal
russell wants rupert out
drinking coconut water
from a coconut
they are all on katnip
pavarati is aggravating russell-about time!!!!!!!!
sandra has an idol to protect herself
here goes tribal
yak yak yak
voting:
sandra plays the idol!!!!!!!!!!!!!
panic!!!!!!!
rupert
sandra-not count
rupert
sandra-not count
Rupert out!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!! He trusted russell-he deserves it-MORON
Back next week
anyone who reads this is a true survivor!
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Deficits Ruining the World-Not
Europe is melting down
riots in Greece
high unemployment
blame the deficit
Oil spill in US Gulf
blame the deficit
Can't get a good cup of coffee
blame the deficit
high unemployment in the US
blame the deficit
Democrats on the way to getting crushed in November
blame the deficit
almost a really bad car bomb in Times Square
blame the deficit
volcano in Iceland messes up air traffic
blame the deficit
disc problem in Tiger Woods neck
blame the deficit
It is like a tidal wave of nonsense but there is no one in power to stem the error of judgement and restore rational thinking
so hunker down for slower or no growth, buy bonds and gold, and just watch all of the experts on their tread mills blame the deficit
and when things do get worse because they are trying to cut the deficit and the deficit necessarily stays high they will blame Bush. We can thank him for that. A couple of wars, no SEC enforcement, financial meltdown, a bad scene in the superdome. I think we can blame him for at least 20 more years. So when things are bad till 2030, blame Bush. But after that, it falls on Obama and his deficit morons. And they get the blame till 2050.
riots in Greece
high unemployment
blame the deficit
Oil spill in US Gulf
blame the deficit
Can't get a good cup of coffee
blame the deficit
high unemployment in the US
blame the deficit
Democrats on the way to getting crushed in November
blame the deficit
almost a really bad car bomb in Times Square
blame the deficit
volcano in Iceland messes up air traffic
blame the deficit
disc problem in Tiger Woods neck
blame the deficit
It is like a tidal wave of nonsense but there is no one in power to stem the error of judgement and restore rational thinking
so hunker down for slower or no growth, buy bonds and gold, and just watch all of the experts on their tread mills blame the deficit
and when things do get worse because they are trying to cut the deficit and the deficit necessarily stays high they will blame Bush. We can thank him for that. A couple of wars, no SEC enforcement, financial meltdown, a bad scene in the superdome. I think we can blame him for at least 20 more years. So when things are bad till 2030, blame Bush. But after that, it falls on Obama and his deficit morons. And they get the blame till 2050.
Friday, May 7, 2010
Bail out Greece
I propose a new bailout fund for Greece and all or Europe
It is called the Bundesbank Assistance Recovery Fund
B.A.R.F.
It is called the Bundesbank Assistance Recovery Fund
B.A.R.F.
Thursday, April 29, 2010
April 29-Survivor
Jt gone-Rupert depressed
Pavarati in charge
Russel suspicious-now that is good
Pavarati is laughing at Russell-now that is better
she is so evil-pure evil-I am cheering for her
commercialzzzz
Home Depot,McDonalds, Hyundai,Sprint,Zyrtec,60Minutes,CSI
back
whale swimming by
russell trying to trick candace-can't stand to listen to him
jerk
reward challenge-win food and see treasure island movie-whoopie do
commercial
sears,crest,chrysler,dodge,csi,mentalist, golf
back
heroes win-boring museum tour-where is the food and idol? amanda is looking around-watching TV-all of them bored
danielle found it in the popcorn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!amanda saw her-danielle is laughing-they busted her and found it-big fight! amanda and danielle fighting!
calling each other psychotic! amanda gave it back to danielle-moron
raining
fire going out
danielle telling russell and jeri she has the clue to the idol
russell found it and is hiding it-he is so evil-keeping it a secret
danielle is a moron
russell telling candace he has the idol to get her trust
he is playing her
commercialzz
mercedes,applebees,dicks sporting,cbs.com,miami medical,tonight show,lexus,raymour and flannigan,toyota,
back
colby and sandra plotting
they think danielle has idol but russell has it
morons
sandra flossing her teeth with a coconut leaf
they are trying to get sandra to the heros
since theya re talking about getting russell out he is most likely not getting voted out
drat
immunity challenge!!! finally
doing a puzzle
pyramid house of cards
jerri 6 feet high
whoa
have to build it 10 feet tall
russell at 8 ft
jeri 8 ft
jerri 9 ft
jeri 9.5 ft
russell 9.5 ft
jerri wins!!! beats russell-yo mama
she is so smug-can't take it
I think sandra is going to be blindsided
commercials
cbs,sprint,macys,mcdonalds,cymbalta,furry vengence, lowes,csi,amazing race,cold case
back
whale again
jeri is so happy-vomit
russell wants amanda out
candace intimidated
sitting on the sand
pressuring candace
eating coconuts
russell yelling at sandra
he is nervous
rupert having a meltdown
needs to do yoga
now they want pavarati out
not bloody likely
they need jobs
sandra and candace coming to blows
Tribal begins! lord of the rings music
amanda's eyes are droopy
they all think danielle has the idol-they are wrong-russell has it
voting
major tension
russell plays the idol!
he is safe
amanda
amanda
pavarati
pavarati
amanda
amanda
pavarati
aaaghhhhhhhhhhhhh
amanda out!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but russell wasted the idol-moron
poor amanda
another hero gone
pavarati rolled her eyes at russell for wasting the idol
over
another productive hour
see you next week
Pavarati in charge
Russel suspicious-now that is good
Pavarati is laughing at Russell-now that is better
she is so evil-pure evil-I am cheering for her
commercialzzzz
Home Depot,McDonalds, Hyundai,Sprint,Zyrtec,60Minutes,CSI
back
whale swimming by
russell trying to trick candace-can't stand to listen to him
jerk
reward challenge-win food and see treasure island movie-whoopie do
commercial
sears,crest,chrysler,dodge,csi,mentalist, golf
back
heroes win-boring museum tour-where is the food and idol? amanda is looking around-watching TV-all of them bored
danielle found it in the popcorn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!amanda saw her-danielle is laughing-they busted her and found it-big fight! amanda and danielle fighting!
calling each other psychotic! amanda gave it back to danielle-moron
raining
fire going out
danielle telling russell and jeri she has the clue to the idol
russell found it and is hiding it-he is so evil-keeping it a secret
danielle is a moron
russell telling candace he has the idol to get her trust
he is playing her
commercialzz
mercedes,applebees,dicks sporting,cbs.com,miami medical,tonight show,lexus,raymour and flannigan,toyota,
back
colby and sandra plotting
they think danielle has idol but russell has it
morons
sandra flossing her teeth with a coconut leaf
they are trying to get sandra to the heros
since theya re talking about getting russell out he is most likely not getting voted out
drat
immunity challenge!!! finally
doing a puzzle
pyramid house of cards
jerri 6 feet high
whoa
have to build it 10 feet tall
russell at 8 ft
jeri 8 ft
jerri 9 ft
jeri 9.5 ft
russell 9.5 ft
jerri wins!!! beats russell-yo mama
she is so smug-can't take it
I think sandra is going to be blindsided
commercials
cbs,sprint,macys,mcdonalds,cymbalta,furry vengence, lowes,csi,amazing race,cold case
back
whale again
jeri is so happy-vomit
russell wants amanda out
candace intimidated
sitting on the sand
pressuring candace
eating coconuts
russell yelling at sandra
he is nervous
rupert having a meltdown
needs to do yoga
now they want pavarati out
not bloody likely
they need jobs
sandra and candace coming to blows
Tribal begins! lord of the rings music
amanda's eyes are droopy
they all think danielle has the idol-they are wrong-russell has it
voting
major tension
russell plays the idol!
he is safe
amanda
amanda
pavarati
pavarati
amanda
amanda
pavarati
aaaghhhhhhhhhhhhh
amanda out!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but russell wasted the idol-moron
poor amanda
another hero gone
pavarati rolled her eyes at russell for wasting the idol
over
another productive hour
see you next week
Monday, April 26, 2010
Steven Hawking and Root Canals
Steven Hawking has had a life full of accomplishments and tragedy. He has suffered with Lou Gehrig's disease for over 30 years and has been sentenced to a life in a motionless body. Nevertheless, he has been one of the most brilliant astrophysicists of all time.
He has recently warned that if aliens reach the earth they will probably come here to take over. So we should not seek out life in the universe and close our shutters at night.
I would like it if the aliens arrived. I bet they would be on Meet the Press and Oprah and maybe The View. They would get lots of questions to determine their motives like:
paper or plastic
would you live in a house without stainless steel appliances
i-pad or kindle
coke or pepsi
twitter or facebook
Zoloft or Prozac
But maybe we would get lucky. Perhaps on their planet they were banned from working in the post office and spent all their time telling dental patients root canals will not hurt. So they have come here to dedicate their lives to improving the post office and using there celestial powers to make dental work painless.
So Steven Hawking may be right but I am hoping for a miracle.
He has recently warned that if aliens reach the earth they will probably come here to take over. So we should not seek out life in the universe and close our shutters at night.
I would like it if the aliens arrived. I bet they would be on Meet the Press and Oprah and maybe The View. They would get lots of questions to determine their motives like:
paper or plastic
would you live in a house without stainless steel appliances
i-pad or kindle
coke or pepsi
twitter or facebook
Zoloft or Prozac
But maybe we would get lucky. Perhaps on their planet they were banned from working in the post office and spent all their time telling dental patients root canals will not hurt. So they have come here to dedicate their lives to improving the post office and using there celestial powers to make dental work painless.
So Steven Hawking may be right but I am hoping for a miracle.
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